Bunch of shit

So I'm sitting in my room minding my own business (which I usually do when I am at home) and I hear my mother stop snoring. The next thing I know my mom is yelling at me for no reason. Now she loves to tell me I am a fuck up and to do something with my fucking life because before I know it I will be 40. Obviously 40 is very near for me. I have a total of 17 1/2 years before I am 40. That is plenty of time to do something with my life. My mother for example didn't do anything with her life until she was 40. To which I say to my mother...FUCK YOU! My mom and I have what you might say a love/hate relationship. We love to hate each other. Sadly, I think I can say that I truly hate my mother. I often wonder why I was put into her life. Well, enough about her let's talk about something real.

Wishful Drinking....not that is a title that really stands out! I recently saw this beautiful piece of theatre with my friend Emily. It truly is a masterpiece. I seriously laughed my ass off. If you don't believe me then I want you to examine my ass the next time you see me because I don't have one...anymore. Ok, I'm joking. I never had an ass to begin with, but Wishful Drinking is one of the funniest things ever. Carrie Fisher is my favorite bipolar person. I really hope to see it again. Oh, if you are too cheap to go to the show then get your ass to your nearest bookstore and buy the fucking book! The show is the same as the book, but the show is better because Carrie Fisher is parading, dancing and singing on stage in her pajama's while drinking Coke Zero. I WANT HER JOB! Let me warn you...if you get a seat in the front row be prepared to be glittered and harassed and don't wipe the glitter off of you because she will throw it at you. Also, don't be an asshole and bring up Nancy Pilosi. ( I think that's how you spell her last name) Anyway, go see Wishful Drinking or be a cheap shit and buy the book.

So with that I leave you with this...."GET OFF YOUR ASSES FOR THESE OLD BROADS."

That's All.

P.S. I did this from my phone so SMD if there are any major errors. Also, I will try to blog more. I know how it pains you to read my scribbles.
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